Yoga Videos (4)
Yoga Videos (4)

Marriage is the death of hope.
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I’m astounded by people who want to β€˜know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.