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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.