Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people who can’t do anything.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They’re afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.