I belong to a church and I try to do my Christian duty, so I am against alcohol… But we need the tax money.
I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.