Don’t pity me now, don’t pity me never; I’m going to do nothing for ever and ever.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
Shaw’s plays are the price we pay for Shaw’s prefaces.
Even God cannot change the past.
We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully disguised to myself as a child.
You must be in tune with the times and prepared to break with tradition.