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If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world.
I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren’t no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn’t know about them.
I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
I’m not the greatest; I’m the double greatest. Not only do I knock ’em out, I pick the round.
I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.