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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, β€˜Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.